i wish everyone could see this
No such things as a bad dog. It’s a bad owner.
this was a real scene from a real australian movie
EVERY TIME THAT FUCKING LIZARD SHIT STARTS SCREMAING I ALMOST HAVE A STROKE I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS
You don’t fuck with frillneck’s
Let go and I’ll catch you!
I-I was just—!! Admiring your new haircut! It looks really nice! I like it!!
But ah, right. I need to explain. Uhm.. well, I know this is really sudden and out-of-the-blue, I apologize. But I was just… wondering.
Can we.. talk for a little while? If…
Look who’s back in the game.
…psssttt… psst. Lutz. Lutz. down here. psst. Chap. psst. Oi.
…. Smoking’s still bad for you….
-SNIFFLE- BUT YOU LIKE KISSES FROM EVERYONE EXCEPT MEEE-HEEEE-HEEEEE. HOW DO YOU THINK THAT FEEEEEELSSSS!!!!!
I’M SORRY HERE LOOK, LOOK YOU WANTED KISSES RIGHT??? THAT’S ALL YOU WANTED?? HERE! LOOK HAVE SOME! HERE!
BETTER RIGHT?? YEAH?? NO MORE CRYING?? YES? NO? YES? MAYBE? EVERYTHING’S HAPPY NOW?? YEAH???????????? ???
/FLOPS ON BED
RRHGHh….A-AL…..ALFRED….ALFRED STOP THAT RRGHGASGSADH